cokebug

someone who constantly begs for attention and annoys someone else, usually in a party setting/ bar room. They are always ruining the fun and causing problems. Don't give them more coke or they will keep you up all night.

John: "Man last night at the bar was pretty fun, except for that cokebug Alix."
Trevor: "Yea dude she did all my bag then got us kicked out."
John: "SMH, that cokebug is never hanging with us again."

cokebug by igotlotsofmilk March 23, 2022

Cokeburn 

The fiery twinge felt at the back of one's throat after having succombed to the inevitable desire to continue chugging delicious Coca-Cola once the first glorious gulp has hit the taste buds. The delightful burn felt from enjoying a fine cola in quantities larger than one sip, usually as a result of the impulse to continue drinking rather than break for air once the savory nectar has entered the mouth.

"Dude--you alright? Did you swallow something wrong?" "No, dude. Just a case of the cokeburn."

Cokeburn by Hand6 March 10, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016