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coke machine 

A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter
Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine
coke machine by hrg da man March 23, 2009
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Coke Machine 

A woman who use to be shaped like a coke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.
Derrius that girl is fine bro, got that coke bottle shape. Yea she good looking now but in 20 years and 25 pounds later she will look like a Coke Machine.
Coke Machine by Dmoney2499 October 22, 2010

coke machine on legs 

Incredibly large person
Kristy is a coke machine on legs

Magic Coke Machine 

The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!
Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026