coke machine

A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter

Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine

coke machine by hrg da man March 23, 2009

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Coke Machine

A woman who use to be shaped like a coke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.

Derrius that girl is fine bro, got that coke bottle shape. Yea she good looking now but in 20 years and 25 pounds later she will look like a Coke Machine.

Coke Machine by Dmoney2499 October 22, 2010

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coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

coke machine on legs by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006

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Magic Coke Machine

The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!

Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !

Magic Coke Machine by Magic Jack Flash October 31, 2013

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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