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Drinking coffee before going out for a run or long bike ride to precipitate the emergence of the turtle's head before you leave.
"Steve, are you ready yet, I've been waiting for 10mins to go for a run, if we leave any later I'm going to be late for work."

"Sorry darling, I ate too much curry last night and am in the middle of a coffpoo. Leave now, and I'll catch you up.
by Bow_down_dark_horse May 11, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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