coffee sex 

Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up

Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots of energy.

coffee sex by Smokey Mcpotttt July 11, 2009

coffee sex 

When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him

coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood

babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!

I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm

You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(

Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?

coffee sex by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010

Sex Coffee 

The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

Sex Coffee by Trbo December 14, 2010

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Sexy Coffee 

Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.

Let's meet at the bar for some Sexy Coffee.

Sexy Coffee by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009

coffeerexia 

When you routinely skip meals and get your calories from coffee instead, resulting in an unhealthy lifestyle. This might be intentional, as part of an unhealthy diet.

If I continue to drink black coffee and skip breakfast, I am going to get sick, I don't want to get coffeerexia

coffeerexia by Rego-Ragious January 10, 2019

Coffeesexual 

So in love with coffee that insomnia aint shit

Fuck my confused sexuality im coffeesexual even if i have insomnia

Coffeesexual by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021