coffee sex
coffee sex by Smokey Mcpotttt July 11, 2009
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coffee sex
When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him
coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood
babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!
I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(
Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!
I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(
Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
coffee sex by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010
Sex Coffee
Sex Coffee by Trbo December 14, 2010
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Sexy Coffee
Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.
Sexy Coffee by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009
coffeerexia
When you routinely skip meals and get your calories from coffee instead, resulting in an unhealthy lifestyle. This might be intentional, as part of an unhealthy diet.
If I continue to drink black coffee and skip breakfast, I am going to get sick, I don't want to get coffeerexia
coffeerexia by Rego-Ragious January 10, 2019
Coffeesexual
Coffeesexual by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021
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