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The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.
Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.
by kanephan February 10, 2007
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An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010
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