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coconut boy 

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy
B: We couldn't get in because he was wearing board shorts
coconut boy by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

coconut boy 

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer
coconut boy by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

Coconutbay

When a person laughs so hysterically hard they pee themself and rinse off in the resort kiddy pool.
Kim pulled a coconutbay when she saw Dave fall down a flight of stairs on his butt, after exiting the lazy river.
Coconutbay by JC-Fro January 15, 2021

coconutboo 

coconutboo is a hot sexy person who every man desires to get with he often goes for buff men with big man tittys
omg did you see coconutboos new video they are so sexy
coconutboo by yourdadshot September 16, 2021