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coconutb 

Coconutb means someone with a very small penis but a large brain
" Look at that guy hes totally a Coconutb"
coconutb by smellyfartcan123 March 8, 2019

Coconutbay

When a person laughs so hysterically hard they pee themself and rinse off in the resort kiddy pool.
Kim pulled a coconutbay when she saw Dave fall down a flight of stairs on his butt, after exiting the lazy river.
Coconutbay by JC-Fro January 15, 2021

coconutballs_bitch 

is a creator on tiktok that has 364 followers for posting sunrises and other random stuff.
person a: “hey do u follow coconutballs_bitch”
person b: “no i don’t i will look them up right now

coconutjob 

a boob job while the lady is wearing a coconut bikini. (the bikini need not remain on the entire time). Use of coconut shavings is highly recommended. The average price as of this posting is 5 dollars.
I'll pay you 5 bucks for a coconutjob.
You can ask for a coconutjob after a massage in tropical locations.
coconutjob by DePaulCTI November 5, 2007

coconutoilism 

A person who is so hipster that they try hard so so hard to be hipster that they are on a no cal diet and only go to vegan restaurants even thou they no vego.
"Hey look at that mother fucking coconutoilst, what a hoe....do you believe in coconutoilism"?
coconutoilism by Jostylm jostd August 28, 2017

Coconutoreo 

A couple made up of a Hispanic that is brown on the outside and white on the inside dating an African-American that is black on the out side and white on the inside.
What is Tianna doing with that beaner Carlos?

Chill dog, that's a coconutoreo! Look they both got pocket protectors!

Shit dog, they white.