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cockwater 

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.
Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?
cockwater by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

cockwater 

A super shitty player in a game, specifically overwatch.
Tart you're fucking cockwater bro
cockwater by greevesmar September 12, 2021

cockwater 

A very shitty player in a video game, specifically overwatch.
Tart you're fucking cockwater bro
cockwater by greevesmar September 12, 2021

corkwater 

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.
1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.
corkwater by klootius February 27, 2008
A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

Cockatier 

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009