cocknose

You can use cocknose in a number of situations... Its meaning depends on the context that you use it in. You can use it for someone you dislike, or just as a way to greet someone.

It could also be a well known name for a person in a group that not many people like.

Hes such a cocknose.
Hey Cocknose.
What are you doing today cocknose?
What dya mean you have only got 12p? Cocknose!

by JeanJeMenge December 2, 2005

cocknose

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

by camel toe February 22, 2003

cocknose

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

by Ben April 13, 2005

cocknose

Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)

First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.

The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.

The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.

by David Bellamy August 15, 2006

cocknose

one with a the male reproductive organ (Penis) for a nose

Alf is a cocknose puppet.

by Pervis McNasty February 3, 2005

cocknose

When you stare at someone, or someone stares or spies on you repeatedly, either checking you out or in a disapproving way.
It can be used to describe the culprit and also what they are doing.

katy: I think we're being cocknosed.
Anna: Yeah i know, it's that cocknose over there, could he be any more cocknosey!
Katy: I know, cocknosers really get my goat.

by Annabombanna July 27, 2006

cocknose

Origantes from the african island of cockshnittzle and means some who has a nose in the shape of a cock

omg, that guys nose is shaped like a cock

by Tim Boulter February 1, 2005