cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

a gobshite or just someone with a nose that looks like a big smelly cock

south side dublin people are all posh cocknoses

by finton April 30, 2006

Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004

One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!

by daiseyface January 11, 2007

A person usually female with the first name beginning and ending with an A, who has a nose with a strong resemblance to a big fat hairy COCK.

by Cherice April 27, 2006

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

A man with a nose of phallaceutical proportions and/or one who is acting in an unreasonable or mean-spirited manner.

"That guy over there is a thoroughbred cocknose."
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"

by Tawnysowz September 10, 2009