cocknana

1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis
Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.
by Mildred Beeverhausen June 14, 2009
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Cocknana Split

Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.
Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 08, 2021
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Cocknana

Noun.

When a penis is inserted into a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.
Wow! BJ sent me an awesome cocknana pic and now I want to do the cocknana split with him!
by DJ, Chee Sed November 13, 2021
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Cocknana

When a penis is inserted in to a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.
Wow! BJ sent me an awesome cocknana pic and now I want to do the cocknana split with him!
by DJ, Chee Sed November 08, 2021
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