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cockhausen

Someone who is Gay. Furthermore, not only are they Gay, but a Cockhausen has both male and female genitalia.
Wow, that guy is such a Cockhausen”
by Big—buck— February 6, 2023
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cockpause

Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.
Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.
by a_mac25 October 22, 2010
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cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.
Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004
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Cocknausea

A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.

There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
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Splitass Cockhouse

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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CockHouse Attack

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.
"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"
by 13thkill July 4, 2009
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cockhauler

1. Any person who transports a load of cock(s) within a given orifice.

2. A specially-designed vehicle constructed for the sole purpose of moving large quantities of penii.
"Pull the dicks out of your eyes, you cockhauling sack-sucking fuckwagon!"

"Quite the cockhauler you have there."
"Indeed. She's got the highest penile capacity in her class."
by Waylonius October 13, 2007
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