Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

Mockaccino by Nefeco March 10, 2004

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Cockichino

Similar to a cappuccino, but it's your cock.

Can you please take a lick of my cockichino?

Cockichino by TacoBellFart October 25, 2018

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cockachino

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

cockachino by Cali10888 January 24, 2010

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cockarino

Used by Chads to describe the male genitalia

Hey babe, can I put my cockarino in your vagerino?

cockarino by WeirdApeManThing March 19, 2021

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cockachino

some kind of caffine drink sold in gay bars.

ya i'd like a double cockachino on the rocks.

cockachino by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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