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Cock's worth 

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.
Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.
Cock's worth by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010

cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.
Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!
cockworthy by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006

cuckworthy 

When something is worthy of a cuck's attention or antics. Also used when a cuck attempts something

Cuck is often used as a pejorative to condescendingly describe a male who is sexually inadequate or sexually submissive. A male who submits to female authority as a form of virtue signalling, rather than owing to actual authority which is legitimate, reverent, positional or expert power. It implies a lack of masculinity on the part of the cuck.
Betafag: What are some cuckworthy movies or TV shows out there?

Cuck: I like Supergirl as a show, but her strongest superpower is putting her Super-Friends in the Super -Friendzone
cuckworthy by RIDDL3R February 19, 2017

cockworth hop

the process of jumping and jumping again to fake the spectacle of flight
man1: my word how ever did you get here before me in my jag
man2: why i did the cockworth hop my boy made great time
Man1: i wish i could do that but i cant get the time ing right
Man2: indeed it is tricky
cockworth hop by frogcloset November 21, 2005

cocksworthy 

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex
Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?
cocksworthy by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

Mr. Cockworthy 

A cock that is worthy of a sexy pussy.
My boyfriends cock is so large and my pussy is so sexy I have to say he is now known as Mr. Cockworthy.
Mr. Cockworthy by Amazing Amy October 13, 2014