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cock wife 

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.
jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore
cock wife by greenday0398 November 2, 2008
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Cock Wife 

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
Cock Wife by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

black cock wife 

A white woman who is married to a white man but has a black lover on the side. She goes black because her husband has a small penis and she craves a big black cock in her pussy. She will occasionally still have sex with her husband because she loves him but she is crazy for her black stud and gets wet just thinking about him, which is most of the time.
Sarah is a black cock wife because Chris has a three-inch dick and she craves Jerome's 9-incher.
black cock wife by Moon Fish May 7, 2009

wifey cock

a man who sits at home and does nothing but watch rachel ray. in exchange for his wifey work around the house, he receives fellatio with swallowing.
Get in the kitchen and make me some good rachel ray dinner wifey cock.
wifey cock by wifey cock October 27, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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