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cock wank 

To discribe A 10/10 bird that gives you the horn without physical contact.
Out in a club/bar and you see a girl thats looking real fit,you turn to ya mates and point her out by saying
"check out the little cock wank over in the corner"
cock wank by Dubber May 25, 2006
A conjunction of the words cock and wank in order to achieve a word that is a derrogatory term reffering to someone who is a complete cunt. The double word/hyphen combo give it a very lengthy presence, however the sharp c and k sounds make for a very hard hitting delivery
Barney is a complete cock-wank
cock-wank by Beat-Hoven February 14, 2006

Small cock wank stain

Hey it’s a Barry he’s a small cock wank stain…

Small cock wank stain

Hey it’s Barry he’s a small cock wank stain

cock nugget wank head

"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"

Wank My Cock 

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.
Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.
Wank My Cock by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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