cock wank

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.

What a cock wank!!!!

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

cock wank

To discribe A 10/10 bird that gives you the horn without physical contact.

Out in a club/bar and you see a girl thats looking real fit,you turn to ya mates and point her out by saying
"check out the little cock wank over in the corner"

by Dubber May 25, 2006

cock-wank

A conjunction of the words cock and wank in order to achieve a word that is a derrogatory term reffering to someone who is a complete cunt. The double word/hyphen combo give it a very lengthy presence, however the sharp c and k sounds make for a very hard hitting delivery

Barney is a complete cock-wank

by Beat-Hoven February 14, 2006

cock nugget wank head

Howard Cheng

"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"

by Barry Norman July 10, 2003

Wank My Cock

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007

wanky cock rot

A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.

Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!

by ziplegs March 3, 2009

cockwank

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

by JoeW May 17, 2006