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cock pic 

The deciding factor in whether or not you choose to hook up with someone you've been chatting up for sex on a gay website.
John: "So dude, you're pretty hot. Wanna hook up? I can host or travel."
Brad: "Hey man! I'd love to. And I can travel. Why don't you email me your address and cock pic?"
John: "On the way!
cock pic by Jtotheptothe k July 20, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
1)the opposite of a cock block.
2)when one of your buddies sets a pick as in basketball so that you have no trouble making contact with the chosen one.
3)In essence, he blocks any attempts to thwart your plans for the evening, etc.
John set a good cock pick at that party last night, he really distracted Mike from hooking up with your girl.
cock pick by Bermy-man October 29, 2007

what a pickle licking cock sucker

a cocklicking booty tickling dreaditching dick
OMG YOU WHAT A PICKLE LICKING COCK SUCKER SUCKYAMODA

pickle cock 

1.When a man replaces his penis with a pickle.

2. A penis that is shaped like a pickle
Boy- “You like what you see?”
Girl- “Ew why do you have a pickle cock?”
pickle cock by Picklecockmaster24 December 29, 2017

cockpick 

inserting your tooth pick in the cock
(OWWWWWWWW!!!)
my girlfriend got pissed and cockpicked me!
cockpick by Assburgler June 20, 2003

CockPickle 

I dont think cockpickles and normal.
CockPickle by CockPickle October 1, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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