cock parking 

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

cock parking by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

black cock parking spot 

Black Cock Parking spot

A girl whose name starts with S and ends with Mantha. Usually a girl that has aggressively sought out the cocks of as many huge black men as humanly possible. This type of person has HUGE, DARK labia and is as loose as can be.
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the other night having sex with Sam."

She has sex with SO MANY guys, their mess just pours out of her like a faucet. I never even got to know any of their names. Could just taste when it was a different guy...
She's more like a black cock parking lot than a spot.... Going down on her is always an adventure.

1. black cockaholic
A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.
boy 1 "Why does Sam always talk to the black guys"

boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"

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black cock parking spot by EyePuncher January 2, 2014

Cock Pit Parking 

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

Cock Pit Parking by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.

Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!

Cockmarking by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008