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Get the cock nose mug.you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.
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Get the Cock Nose mug.In most examples it is someone with a cock for a nose, for others, it is a simple exclaimation of anger, annoyance, disturbance, randomness, drunkeness ect. Alot of people choose to shout this word out whilst at school in a particularly boring lesson (and/or a lesson with a boring teacher. For example, History, Geography, ect.
school kid: Cock Nose!
teacher: pardon?
Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.
school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.
It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:
scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?
teacher: pardon?
Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.
school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.
It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:
scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?
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