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Cock Mungler 

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Cock Mungler by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007

cock mingler 

One who mingles with various types of cocks.
Adam Bowen is a cock mingler.

cock mangler 

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
cock mangler by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.
Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

cock munger 

a male or female that craves cock in any hole of their body.
hey grandpa come and watch this porno,this bitch is a cock munger!
cock munger by trezzin September 25, 2006

Cock Munger 

Someone that longs for cock (penis). The cock munger can be either male or female.
Damn he/she is a fucking cock munger.
Cock Munger by Raven January 23, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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