cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)

person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021

Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021

Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.

“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”

by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020