cock magnet

its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your penis to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away

coc`ock/mag-net this morning my cock magnet accidently poked my G/Fs eye out oops

by tonedeath July 17, 2005

cock magnet

A girl who is adept at attracting men, typically one with large over sized breasts and ass and a small waist, accompined by little (or no) clothing

Girlfreind "were you looking at that cock magnet?"
BLoke "no way bitch, now make me my tea!"

by Des Murphy January 19, 2004

cock magnet

Typically defined as your mother.

Wow, your mom is the biggest cock magnet I've seen since your sister.

by mya cunthertz September 22, 2007

Cock Magnet

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something

**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

by Cock Commando January 16, 2009

cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005