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cock dodger 

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
cock dodger by simatt March 12, 2008
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cock dodger 

the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).
cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.

Cock Dodgers 

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers
Cock Dodgers by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

Cock dogger

Welcome to cock doggers how can I take your order
Cock dogger by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

Cock Dodge 

"Dude, that chick wants a piece of you"
"No wayyy man, COCK DODGE!"

Dodge Cock 

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."
Dodge Cock by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008