cock cork

Anti-producer/STD system . A condom.

I have to go grab a box of cock corks for tomorrow night's party.

Throw on a cork before you fork.

by the cat's gravy February 22, 2007

Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.

She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020