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cock bench 

A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz
cock bench by Mark spark September 28, 2004
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Cock Bench 

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
Cock Bench by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008

Cock Bench 

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
Cock Bench by Johno47 January 12, 2009

Cockwench 

A total whore who will go out of her way to consume as many dicks as possible and receive a salty dosage of seed.
"OH MINCE I'M SUCH A COCKWENCH,I REALLY WANNA BE DOUSED IN STICKY MAN FAT" -L.B.
Cockwench by Bothwell November 24, 2010
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