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Cock Turkey

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A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.
"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"
Cock Turkey by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009
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Turkey-Cock 

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A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.
Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.
Turkey-Cock by Mike badass November 5, 2009
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cockturkey 

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In 2007, a group of students at U of Michigan stumbled upon a whiteboard drawing of a turkey, similar to ones you drew in the second grade by tracing your hand. This turkey was a trace of someone's cock and balls, altered to resemble a turkey. And so the legend was born.
Floyde Bayiha is a cockturkey.

Honestly, I've come to the conclusion that everyone involved in giving parking tickes are a bunch of cockturkeys.
cockturkey by justin credible also January 14, 2008
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Hate Sink 

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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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