A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015
by thatoneguy23 March 9, 2014
by 123456oddshot March 10, 2014
An offensive term for Narrow backs or anyone of Leprachaun decent. The word comes from cobble-stone like the roads in Ireland. The stomper part comes from the way a drunken Irish person would walk or river dance their ass across the cobblestone road.
The Boondock Saints is a movie about two cobble-stompers and a wop who kill pinkos and other greaseball mafia dagos.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 10, 2009
1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.
2.) (v.) intercourse.
3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk
4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.
Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
2.) (v.) intercourse.
3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk
4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.
Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!
2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.
3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.
4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.
3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.
4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.
Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.
Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.
by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019
Derived from the Counter Strike map "cs_cobble", to cobble is to create a highpitched turkey-like sound with your tongue and mouth that sounds like: "cobble-obble-obble...".
by Pügsly September 30, 2003