Cobble

To immediately ejaculate uncontrollably.

"Did you see Stacy's mom's new bikini?"
"Yeah, I know, I almost cobbled my pants."

by Bonshaquita Lafondria September 13, 2011

Cobble

verb - to cobble

a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.

John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.

by "The Kid" March 11, 2012

cobbles

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

by knoxalicious July 28, 2009

cobble

(v): describes the act of putting together an income from a variety of sources, rather than the traditional one-income, one-job norm.

"Although I used to have a job, now I cobble to make ends meet."

"Cobbling is a much more fulfilling way to live my life; while I don't necessarily know where my next paycheck will come from, I am able to pursue several different interests at once.

by worldli February 27, 2009

Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

cobbles

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles"
"kick him square in the cobbles"

by hdink May 10, 2007