cobbles

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

by knoxalicious July 28, 2009

cobbles

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles"
"kick him square in the cobbles"

by hdink May 10, 2007

cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003

Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.

1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.

by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019

chobblesome

(Adjective) Describes something that could be talk about or is worthy of talking about

“What a chobblesome drawing you made!”

by Grian June 23, 2022

Mickey Cobbler

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.

"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"

by DannyDimes December 3, 2020

Squat Cobbler

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.

Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."

by SeamusOLanigan May 20, 2016