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by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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Cobbler’s Buckle

When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023
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cobbler's awls

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls
by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014
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Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
by flowergrazer September 16, 2016
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Cobler's Pipe

While a male is in the act of receiving "head" He will pull out of her mouth and turkey slap her, Just like the motion of a coblers pipe.
Mike: Whats wrong with jenifer, her face is red.
Tom: Does her boyfriend beat her ?
Dave: Nah her boyfriend gives her the old "Cobler's Pipe".
Mike : I can relate, My grandad use to do that to me all the time.
by Weknowshit September 4, 2010
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Squat Cobbler

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.
Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."
by SeamusOLanigan May 20, 2016
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
by zednotzee June 5, 2016
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