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Cobbler’s Buckle 

When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
Cobbler’s Buckle by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023

cobbler's awls 

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)
Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
Cobbler's Loaf by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

Willie Nelson's Peach Cobbler

A sexual maneuver where you smoke a joint as you are having anal sex with a girl; then, after finishing on her back, you blow the smoke up her ass as she recites the lyrics to a Willie Nelson song.
"Yo, last night I gave my girl Willie Nelson's Peach Cobbler, but I coughed halfway through Whiskey River."

Cobler's Pipe 

While a male is in the act of receiving "head" He will pull out of her mouth and turkey slap her, Just like the motion of a coblers pipe.
Mike: Whats wrong with jenifer, her face is red.
Tom: Does her boyfriend beat her ?
Dave: Nah her boyfriend gives her the old "Cobler's Pipe".
Mike : I can relate, My grandad use to do that to me all the time.
Cobler's Pipe by Weknowshit September 4, 2010

Squat Cobbler 

A sexual act wherein a fully-clothed, typically costumed subject pulls his/her pants down and squats the exposed buttocks down into a pie and wiggles around while being observed or filmed. Commonly associated with fetishists.

Synonyms: Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man, Dutch Apple Ass.

Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.
Dee: "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler??"
Jay: "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits... in a pie. And he... wiggles around."