coacwm 

come over and cuddle with me

will you coacwm???

coacwm by maxsmith02 July 23, 2020

Coachman 

Someone Or Something That's Totally Cool.

He's Loud, He's Proud, He's Coachman.

That Dude Is Total Coachman!

Could Of Had A Coachman!

Coachman by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009

Coachman's Knob 

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

Coachman's Knob by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

coachmans

Coachmans as in 'coachman's box' - old cockney rhyming slang for 'pox' (as with all cockney rhyming slang, only the non-rhyming part is actually used in speech).

"he's having treatment - he caught a dose of the coachmans".

coachmans by Chris Webb August 29, 2008

The Enigmatic Coachman 

Blorbo. Bit of a failure. The character of all time. Master of lurking suspiciously.

She saw The Enigmatic Coachman standing by the gate, watching.

The Enigmatic Coachman by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023