coach effect 

The hours between 12 am and 2 am when you've had too many tequila shots and you realize that you are 3 shots away from giving up your virginity to the first guy that says you are pretty because you are completely drunk and it's Coach's fault.

"Dude, I was pounding so many freaking Patron shots last night come midnight they triggered the coach effect."

coach effect by CTJRE December 19, 2016

The New Coach Effect 

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

The New Coach Effect by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

Coach Ashley Effect 

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

Coach Ashley Effect by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

The Couch effect 

falling in love: as you become closer and have more feelings for them, you sit closer and closer to them on the couch/chesterfeild.
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch

jim and jill meet: they sit on opposite ends of the couch at a party

jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)

jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)

The Couch effect by cyanide hearts December 16, 2008