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coach carter 

A phrase used to describe something either superficially inspirational or downright sappy.
First Example

Movie Doctor: Sir, it looks like your son is going to survive the truck accident after all.

Movie Father: COACH CARTER!

Second Example

Driving Teacher: Well, you'll be glad to know that because you saved the family farm from the evil corporation AND drove so well, you are getting your license today!

Driving Student: This news is so Coach Carter!

coach carter 

A way of shooting a guy down using a whole clip.

If you've seen the movie,
The drug dealer gets shot down with more than one shot.
Nigga ima go coach carter on you.
coach carter by someguy June 19, 2006

coach cartering 

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."
coach cartering by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026