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clutter slut 

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
clutter slut by Rob Porter March 16, 2008
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Cookie Cutter Slut 

A girl who wears a "The North Face" jacket in combination with "Uggs" boots giving her the exact same appearance as every other girl you see
Look at those cookie cutter sluts, they are all wearing the same jacket and boots.

Cookie Cutter College Slut

The idiot drama queens from high school that go to college, act like a bitch, get retard drunk 6 nights a week and fuck everything in sight.
"Shoo, you annoy me by being a cookie cutter college slut."

Slut Cluster 

A group of females usually seen flocking around college parties and / or bars. General attire can be any combination of revealing or skin tight fabrics, or be missing altogether. Average IQ of the group is likely below the standard. May seem to shamelessly fit cultural stereotypes. Possibly inviting, but may be vicious. Approach cautiously.
James: Did you see where Bob went?
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!

Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.
Slut Cluster by Wiston November 3, 2013

under-cutter slutter 

A man or woman who sees you working the room, getting your flirt on, and remains in the background until the precise moment when BAM!-you have used up all your slutty powers and are drained and then they move in and take it to the next level-out slutting you.
Did you see Gina jump up on the bar after I did? OMG that strip tease was straight up under-cutter slutter.
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