clumpify

The chemical response to cocaine in humid atmospheres such as sweaty club bathrooms, sweaty skin, lube enslimed fingers and saunas.

Nah dawg, don't do cocaine off the stripper's ass; that shit will clumpify!

No Ho! Don't bring the coke into the sauna, it's gonna clumpify quicker than a punter cums.

clumpify by GoddessGang November 1, 2019

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Crumpify

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

Crumpify by the d00d October 21, 2006

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clumpify • Clumpifinosis • Crumpify

Clumpifinosis

1. The act in which things merge together.
2. The rare condition of internal heart cells merging together causing a heart attack.
3. General unnatural grouping of a subsistences like cells.

"Mr. Trump was diagnosed with Clumpifinosis and died a few days later".
"sorry sir, you've been diagnosed with Clumpifinosis, what are your last wishes"/

Clumpifinosis by JRR Tolkin March 27, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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