clumpify 

The chemical response to cocaine in humid atmospheres such as sweaty club bathrooms, sweaty skin, lube enslimed fingers and saunas.

Nah dawg, don't do cocaine off the stripper's ass; that shit will clumpify!

No Ho! Don't bring the coke into the sauna, it's gonna clumpify quicker than a punter cums.

clumpify by GoddessGang November 1, 2019

Crumpify 

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

Crumpify by the d00d October 21, 2006

Clumpifinosis 

1. The act in which things merge together.
2. The rare condition of internal heart cells merging together causing a heart attack.
3. General unnatural grouping of a subsistences like cells.

"Mr. Trump was diagnosed with Clumpifinosis and died a few days later".
"sorry sir, you've been diagnosed with Clumpifinosis, what are your last wishes"/

Clumpifinosis by JRR Tolkin March 27, 2019