clued 

- stuck to an object using dried body fluids - usually semen

- usually happens to the outer labia or tip of the penis getting stuck to the underwear a few hours after masturbating or not washing the genitals after having sex.

origin

(n) cum + (n) glue

We finished our track runs and now my shirt's clued to me.

clued by mpeg1740 October 17, 2010

Clued-in 

Opposite of "Clueless."

Knowing, in the loop; in possession of the right information.

His mother thought she was Clued-in, but she really knew nothing about what the kids were doing.

Clued-in by WriteNow November 23, 2009

Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.

Blues Clued It by BDBG8andaQuarter2 July 31, 2009

The Clued 

bad ass mother fucker slapping your bitch ass

that hoe was talking shit so The Clued clued her in with a nice 5 across the eyes

The Clued by Anonymous April 9, 2003

clueball 

A clueball is a person who does dumb things either frequently or infrequently. It can also be used to describe someone who makes stupid comments or is really weird or eccentric. Clueball is also used to describe bad drivers. Clueball can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Gerry is an absolute clueball.

That person is driving like a clueball.

Hey look at that clueball over there.

clueball by lemmuh September 13, 2013

Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless 20-something single male exemption by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

Clueyness 

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely, and undeservedly let down or disappointed for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)

The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.

Clueyness by undeadawesome June 1, 2016