why are you looking up "shirt?"
You wear a fucking shirt.
by lzlnh May 22, 2012
A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 10, 2016
Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 17, 2004
The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.
by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010
A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.
We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.
by NeX March 2, 2004
"shit" without the "r"

commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
by Dim September 25, 2003
Codename for heroin, usually used in code when trading and sell/buying.
Guy A "You got the shirts?"
Guy B "Ya, You got the money?"
by jlsvnhuscndskgcvrs September 11, 2006