Definitions by mpeg1740

clued 

- stuck to an object using dried body fluids - usually semen

- usually happens to the outer labia or tip of the penis getting stuck to the underwear a few hours after masturbating or not washing the genitals after having sex.

origin

(n) cum + (n) glue

We finished our track runs and now my shirt's clued to me.

clued by mpeg1740 October 17, 2010

dude 

1. a patch of thick, hard, crusty body hair growing around the anus of a human.

2. a patch of hair growing around a sphincter.

3. a male/female pothead

4. in an excited and/or frustrated intonation, used as a response to "SWEEEEEET!!"

5. a person who you're going to bum something from.

1. "Dude! That's a long one!"

2. "Eww! That chicken dude is disgusting!"

3. "Pass the chronic dude, let's smoke that shit!"

4. "DUUUUUUUUDE!", "SWEEEEEET!", "DUUUUUUUUDE!, "SWEEEEEEEET!"

5. "Can I bum a dollar dude? I got the munchies."

dude by mpeg1740 June 22, 2009