A clownpusher is an individual ultimately struggling through varying degrees of nonsensical thinking, poor decision making, and even a lack of motor skills. These follies are often used as a means of making fun of or mocking an individual, for doing or saying something silly.

Person 1: I think pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Person 2: What the hell? You are a total clownpusher, bro.

Clownpusher by NotAClownpusher August 4, 2020

Related Words

clown puncher • clownpusher • Clownpunching • cornpuncher • cow puncher • clown punch • clock puncher

cornpuncher

An annoying person. Someone who is acting in an obnoxious or irritating manner.

Who are all of these cornpunchers blocking the entrance?

cornpuncher by Renzo66 January 16, 2021

clown puncher

A derogatory term used to discribe one who has been caught masterbating. Also usful in slaging someone.

Leave me alone ya clown puncher!

clown puncher by Joe Mama November 28, 2004

Clownpunching

Noun - Choking the chicken. Masturbating (masculine).

I can't believe that clownpunching wasn't defined!

example: Did you see Cory the other day? Man, what a clownpuncher (present tense proper)

example 2: Kevin was clownpunching in the gym locker room!

Clownpunching by NE14A69noone November 13, 2011

clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

clown puncher by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007

clownpusher

you know how when youre little and there were those blow up clowns you could hit/push and they come right back up? thats where this word comes from.

Def: someone that plays with their boner by pushing it down and it comes back up and hits them in the stomach

look at derrick, that kid is such a clownpusher

clownpusher by raul!!!!!!!!!! October 1, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026