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Clownjob 

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When someone who's dressed as clown gives you a blowjob, but you have a squeaky clown nose on the tip of your dick and every time they bop their head up and down, the nose squeaks.
Girl: "So tell me what kinda crazy shit you into honey"
Guy: "Well, I'd say my strangest kink is clownjobs. It's hot and hilarious"
Clownjob by Swagnamite7700 July 5, 2018
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Clownjob 

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When a clown gives you a handjob.
Dude, that clown just gave Kevin a clownjob the other day.
Clownjob by flobbles September 9, 2010
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Clownjob 

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When a clown or someone impersonating a clown performs sexual acts with or on the common gear of a clown such as bike horns, whipcream pies, big, red shoes, a red nose, ect. It is common for the clown(s) to wear excessive face makeup to be smeared/ruined during such acts
Rodeo clowns are known to have clownjob orgies after a successful performance
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His roommate caught him in the middle of a clownjob, balls deep in pie and shame behind his painted face
Clownjob by thewisecrow March 13, 2018

Clownjob 

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The act of paying a male clown to do all the things a clown normally would for personal amusement
Clown: Hey buddy! Want a clownjob?
Clownjob by soldier clown September 26, 2017

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A clown job is when a man with facial hair on the chin gives oral to another man while his facial hair tickles the testicles of the man receiving, thus making him laugh like a clown would. (also referred to as: tickle me Gaymo)
That gay bitch made me laugh my ass off while he gave me a clown job.
clown job by Jamey Drew May 21, 2008

clownfob 

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a silly individual or a silly, stupidish act one partakes in
Did you see him trip? Hes such a clownfob
clownfob by databajj January 19, 2023

Clown job

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A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.
John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.
Clown job by Monikr December 2, 2017
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