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Clownary 

An instagram spam page that is known for secretly being Beyoncé, while some fans speculate that it is actually Nicki Minaj.
Clownary ate that up purr.

Daddy... I wanna be Clownary when I grow up.

clownery 

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.
What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.
clownery by poetseed June 24, 2008

clownery 

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown
jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery
clownery by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Clownery 

When someone (anyone) is doing something stupid, or completely foolish for no given reason.

Whether it’s giving an opinion that no one asked for on social media, or yelling at your kid in public
“White people with braids?”,
“Get this clownery off my explore page”
Clownery by Whytbwhy April 18, 2019

Trump Clownery 

The Trump Clownery is when Trump supporters ignore lockdown and when their president doesn't win the 2020 election they become a fucking beyblade and wanna become murderers so they go somewhere and RIOT!
Jacob: Dude did you hear the news in North Carolina?
Rammy: Wait what the fuck, no...
Jacob: On the radio on Thursday some Trump Supporters went to some court place and fucked up some people
Rammy: Over the election? That's a lot of Trump Clownery...
Trump Clownery by mitzklune January 9, 2021

high level clownery 

When a bald man tries to be a funny and instead creates a whole new level of clowning around.

When no-one laughts the baldie thinks it's because his jokes are too high brow - its actually because they suck.

THats some high level clownery.

Like a complement sandwhich without thte bottom - you think its a nice term and relise the jokes on you.

Often happends to a sharp tool.
Meer: Stuart you look like a panda, Lim you're a girafe...
Everyone - silent:
Lim (finally after a long akward pause): Meer that was..umm.. some high level clownery....you sharp tool pirarte mole rat!
high level clownery by The Merz June 24, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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