Noun.
AKA Paleto Payasa.
A
person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.
Named after the Mexican
marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."
"Before you tell me more about him, let'
s set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the
store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown
on a stick aspirations coming through."