clown's pie 

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

clown's pie by C February 24, 2004

clown's pie 

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

clown's pie by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007

Clowns Pie 

A very very wet fanny

Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'

Clowns Pie by hoggster December 3, 2003