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clotheshorse 

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Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
clotheshorse by Nicole September 4, 2003
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clothes whore

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A person obsessed with shopping and acquiring items of clothing. Modern day twist on dated phrase clothes horse.
Bobby went back to the outlet mall and bought another shirt from Amarni Exchange, he is a real clothes whore.
clothes whore by Nick Zissimopulos June 18, 2006
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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Condiment home

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A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026
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bang a you-ee 

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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