cloth eared 

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

cloth eared by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Cloth eared bint 

Deaf stupid female.

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?

Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008

Cloth-Eared Elephant 

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

Cloth-Eared Elephant by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008

Cloth-Eared Elephant 

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

Cloth-Eared Elephant by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

Cloth eared bint 

From the definition of bint, a cloth eared bint would be a loose term for a stupid bloke who thinks that women aren't lisening to him. and he would be right. wench can also be applied, or so claire says. emma thinks claire and dave make ou go aaahhhhh. and hib thinks the same. hib makes emma go aahhh.

Dave: Come here Claire, you wench
Claire: Piss off, you cloth eared bint
Emma:Ditto, and stop going on about the zone in front of hib.

Cloth eared bint by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

clothered 

When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.

Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.

Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.

clothered by unreal1298 September 5, 2011