closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

closet hetero by tory borty May 9, 2013

Closet Heterosexual 

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.

Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.

Closet Heterosexual by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008

Closet HeteroSexual 

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

Closet HeteroSexual by emax72085 February 2, 2007

closet heterosexual 

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

closet heterosexual by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Closet heterosexual 

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar

Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl

Closet heterosexual by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022