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someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

closet hetero by tory borty May 9, 2013

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Closet Heterosexual

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.

Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.

Closet Heterosexual by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008

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Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

Closet HeteroSexual by emax72085 February 2, 2007

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closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

closet heterosexual by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

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Closet heterosexual

1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.

2.See Jorge aguilar

Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl

Closet heterosexual by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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