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Closet Bitch 

A person who appears to be a nice person, but in reality is a bitch. This person tends to talk about people behind their backs and screw people over whenever they have the opportunity. However, to the untrained eye, this person seems like an angel.
Marc - "Wow man, I thought your Jenny and I were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. But today I find out that she was telling everybody I was annoying her and being creepy and shit."

Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."
Closet Bitch by RiseAgainst53 October 25, 2010
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Closet Bitch 

One who doesn't seem like a bitch but secretly is.
"You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
Closet Bitch by josafo January 2, 2009

closet bitch 

A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
closet bitch by barrettday69 March 16, 2010

Closet Bitch 

A girl who seems like a good person but really is a bitch undrneath
a girl who is nice to your face but really is a bitch hense closet bitch;brie ebert
Closet Bitch by somechickk11 April 16, 2011

Bitch in the Closet 

Like when a gay person is in the closet, a bitch in the closet is someone who is a complete bitch and doesn't want to admit it. Even though her mom even tells her.
Christina: I am not a bitch

Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.

Christina: Bo?
Bitch in the Closet by La Quanda February 7, 2009
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