(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016
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