close game
close game by RickAndMoreTea January 25, 2021
Words you can keep
closet game
A scandal involving intoxicated and/or horny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. The game is played by each participant starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. Each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. Then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. All the participants take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. The goal is to touch boobies or peni. The end. Good luck go getters!
Tiffany: Hi Mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. Touch me Mason, touch me!
Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?
Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.
Mason: What are you?
Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.
Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?
Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.
Mason: What are you?
Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.
closet game by Lakweefa March 4, 2009
Related Words
Closet Gamer
A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.
Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.
Closet Gamer by Mikee011 September 1, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!