clok 

the action of your dick going in a clock and acting like a clock hand

i cloked last night

clok by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Cloke 

Worse than a person whom we consider a joke. He's low-key, sketch, and an embarrassment.

(Some sources believe it has originated from the combination of 'Clown + Joke,' however other sources dispute this claim.)

Get this cloke out of the room -- this fool is ruining all the good vibes.

Cloke by Alex Mak June 30, 2016

clokwise 

The particular way in which 'it' swings on the ever-so-popular website www.clokwise.com

"I thought someone on IRC was sending me a link to their homepage, but instead I was clokwise'd"

clokwise by loafsnort April 23, 2004

Cloke 

UK spelling of 'Cloak' and other British-y places, according to cloakbrand . com
Portmanteau of Cloak and joke - I think
Happy hump day
AF

"Uwu, have you see the new cloke clothing line on cloakbrand . com? They've got reasonably priced and high-quality clothing and other accessories for sale, but be careful, this cloking line is limited! And - Sunrise Suprise! - there are kazoos in three different colours!"
"Owo, I haven't seen it, I'll have to go check it out at cloakbrand . com/!"

Cloke by 1.4 April 1, 2020

cloke 

cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard.

harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.

guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.

cloke by sayyoumeanit September 25, 2010

clokka 

clock watch on time as a junkie cheking on drugs at certain time thats a clokka keeps bellhitting of the spa needs to get shot make my ringbell stop so get over the glok smokaa and get rid of the clokka

person who does not other thing to do but be bugging for drugsclokaclocka

clokka by shui play my own screwed January 19, 2005